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so basically
I will always make sure I go to the loo when I have to pee or poop
because when someone die they poop and pee in their pants
that’s a fact
what if I get hit by a truck tomorrow and die
and I don’t want to do that if I’m going to poop and pee in my pants
my death is not going to be disgusting
people are going to hold me and cry and be like “WAKE UP DON’T LEAVE ME PLIIIIIS GO AWAY FROM THE LIGHT”
not be like “what’s that smell….?” 

Wait, really? EVERYONE poops and pees themselves when they die no matter how they die, or…?